Tuesday, December 30, 2008

saint peter is going to need a bigger gate


I love church cookbooks. I have several and they are all unique and wonderful. The recipes are handed down, family favorites that somebody's Aunt Ida only shared for a good cause. And you just know she left out the secret ingredient that makes her chocolate cake the best. You just know it.

Admittedly, I try to cook healthy foods made from local and/or organic ingredients. And I've been a vegetarian for more than 16 years now. That means I have to heavily tweak many of the recipes in those books, but I love them just the same. I even have a cookbook from one of our state's women's prisons. Not kidding.

My mother-in-law gave me a wonderful new cookbook from her 200+-year-old church. It is a fundraiser for youth programs and it is awesome in its Southern goodness. It is 97 pages, 31 of which are desserts. There are five recipes for sweet potato souffle.


Monday, December 29, 2008

the day job

I am a slacker about posting story links. I will try to do better in 2009. Oh wait -- that sounded like a New Year's resolution and I don't do those. I guess it will remain hit and miss.

Mommy wars redux is in the December WNC Parent (and I am aware that it is all but January now).

Any eager book publishers out there? You know where to find me...

Sunday, December 28, 2008

and a good time was had by all


Some were especially enthusiastic.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

not a Christmas card (the 2008 edition)

Walt Disney World monorail Oct. 2008 by you.

(Those wacky kids -- on the monorail at Walt Disney World, October 2008)

Dear Friends and Family,

I hope this finds you healthy, happy and enjoying a peaceful Christmas season. Just last week, I read that sending Christmas cards via email is considered tacky. If you are offended, look away quickly. While I miss the days of covering my kitchen with glitter and embossing powder as I made cards, I have accepted that I won’t be going back to that as long as we are homeschooling. This works, too, don’t you think? :)

Caroline and Nolan have refused to follow my lead by not getting older (Ha!). Caroline is now in tenth grade. She loves high school and is having a great time on the speech and debate team and teaching the younger kids at church. She is also learning to drive, so you might want to call your insurance agent and double check that coverage.

Nolan is in fifth grade and we are in our second year of homeschooling. I am not sure which one of us is learning more, but it continues to be a success. He attends co-op classes one day each week, loves Cub Scouting and is learning to operate all the high tech sound boards and lights while serving on a ministry team at church.

John and I are doing well – though we spend a lot of time driving the kids around the globe. John succeeded in getting me to go camping this year (sort of – it was a climate-controlled situation) and I enjoyed it in spite of myself. We will soon celebrate our 20th anniversary by leaving the kids here with their grandparents while we get out of town to a place that does not have chicken nuggets on the menu. You just know we are counting the days. :)

I wish you all a wonderful 2009, with blessings in abundance. Please keep in touch.

(Pretend this is on the elaborate, hand-stamped card you just opened. Brush that glitter off your fingers…)

“My response is to get down on my knees before the Father, this magnificent Father who parcels out all heaven and earth. I ask him to strengthen you by his Spirit—not a brute strength but a glorious inner strength—that Christ will live in you as you open the door and invite him in. And I ask him that with both feet planted firmly on love, you'll be able to take in with all followers of Jesus the extravagant dimensions of Christ's love. Reach out and experience the breadth! Test its length! Plumb the depths! Rise to the heights! Live full lives, full in the fullness of God. God can do anything, you know—far more than you could ever imagine or guess or request in your wildest dreams!” Ephesians 3:19 - 21 (The Message)

Merry Christmas!


Chris (for John, Caroline and Nolan)

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Monday, December 22, 2008

don't read this if your child is getting a gift from me

I'm not kidding.

Laura, this means you.

Look away now.



OK, she's gone, so I can show you what I made and was tempted to keep for myself, if only I didn't love those nieces of mine so much.

Let me preface this by saying that I never get anything right the first time when I sew. My seam ripper is my friend. However, felt food must be idiot-proof because it mostly looks like what it is supposed to look like.


Eggs, ravioli and orange slices -- not intended to represent a balanced meal...

This stuff is so much fun to make. I am trying to find a reason why I need to make myself a batch of fake food. There must be a legitimate argument to be made.


Carrots, drawn out right on the felt with free-hand cut leaves... Oops, I see I missed a thread.


I got cocky here at the end and decided to make a burger with lettuce, tomato and pickles. Unfortunately, I didn't have any bun-colored felt so it is all served open-faced.

What I learned: Wool felt is about a million times better to work with than acrylic felt, but only the burger is wool. Had I known this in advance, I would have ordered the wool online because if you live in the Upstate of South Carolina, you can only get hamburger-colored wool. I would also like to try this with reclaimed wool and I think a felted blanket would be just about perfect. Ooh, what if I hand-dyed it to colors other than hamburger...

Now, I'm really getting cocky.


The sun is a little distracting on this picture, but this is a doll-sized quilt with matching pillow. It is meant to be Bitty Baby sized, but since we don't own a Bitty Baby at our house, I had to guess. It is linen and a cotton Mary Engelbreit fabric which I could almost eat. Love those colors.

That snazzy little embroidered mushroom is from Pimp Stitch. Bitty Baby needed a mushroom, I think.

This is the first embroidery I have done in probably 25 years and I think I have unleashed a monster. Pimp Stitch is about as awesome as it sounds, too.

Friday, December 19, 2008

paving the road

Save Handmade Toys

OK, the intentions were good, but it seems the Consumer Products Safety Improvement Act, designed to keep made-in-China, lead-infested toys from poisoning our kids, is about to put small scale toymakers out of business. If Congress doesn't do something soon, my sock monkeys and felt food will be contraband akin to sawed-off shotguns and prison shanks made from filed down spoons. (Too much time in criminal law? Um, it would appear so.)

Click that cute little face above to find out more.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

free is good


I won these two gorgeous pieces of fabric from Sew, Mama, Sew. They will be part of the master bedroom quilt. The stash is growing and soon, I will have enough unique and wonderful fabrics to get started.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008


This awesome campaign ends Friday, Dec. 19!Going out to lunch tomorrow? How about this instead?

Safe Harbor helps women in the Upstate of South Carolina who are being abused physically, sexually or psychologically. http://www.safeharborsc.org/

Donate through their web site or get help by calling their toll free crisis line at 1-800-291-2139.

Friday, December 12, 2008

thoughts from the crazy house


(That house isn't crazy -- Nolan made it in kindergarten and I preserved it with about 10 coats of spray acrylic. On second thought, maybe that is crazy.)

We were smacked down by some intestinal flu from Mars (it could not be of this planet) and are finally starting to recover. Flush with fever, sick and sleepless, some unusual things occurred to me this week, including the odd notion at about 4 a.m. Tuesday that I would pay someone a thousand dollars to put some ice chips in mouth. Of course, I didn't have a thousand dollars and everyone within shouting distance was as sick as I was. (The ice chips were only about two feet away, but really, that was far.)

And my Bible readings from this week are from Job, so there you go.

I digress... (It is Friday and I am having my first cup of coffee since Monday, so a little digression is in order.)

This weekend, I will catch up on work, finish (start!--ha!) two gifts, make a batch of homemade candy, take my daughter to a craft show, have a date with my husband and maybe, just maybe, get the kids to make an updated gingerbread house so I can break out the acrylic spray.

What's on your Christmas to-do list this weekend?

P.S. Did I post this already? Can't remember... Read about a South Carolina mom who started her own business. Her salads are now a fixture in Piggly Wiggly stores. (If that name rolls off your tongue without so much as a smirk, you know you are from the South.) She makes 200 pounds of pimento cheese by herself every week, God bless her.

Monday, December 8, 2008



I have officially entered another age category. I hope to continue to live long and prosper. (Spock is a gift from the teenager. She risked social exile by purchasing him for me.)

On a lovely note that has nothing to do with my rapidly advancing age, go check out the beautiful handmade items for artist Susan Dean.

Friday, December 5, 2008

And the winner is...




Blogger HandbagsbyJen said...

Perfect gift! I love teals, eggplant and red.


Congratulations, Jen! I hope you all will come back for a visit soon. Several people asked about ordering twine. It is available in my Etsy shop.

Want to help me with a project? Come back next week to participate! Thanks!



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Thursday, December 4, 2008

how to recognize a hero

(If you arrived for the Sew, Mama, Sew giveaway, scroll down to yesterday's post. And welcome!)


(Charles Rhodes with Tara, at an orphanage in Afghanistan, 2007)

If you read the story last week about Operation Security Blanket and Tara, the young girl whose death inspired it all, I wanted to share this picture with you. Charles gave me permission to post it here. It is true that this picture says much more than my words ever could.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

crafters, unite (bad spellers, untie)

It's give-away day over at Sew, Mama, Sew and many folks are participating. (I hope to win something, too.) Please leave a comment below if you are interested in winning some holiday-ready (Christmas... Valentine's Day...) baker's twine and an assortment of vintage buttons (tell me your favorite colors...). Visit my Etsy shop for more vintage goodness.


Merry Christmas to you!

Edited to add: I am going to draw a comment by random number on Friday, Dec. 5 (which is also Walt Disney's birthday). Thank you all for visiting!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

one day, we will laugh at this


(Hole in the master bedroom wall. It's the newest decorating trend, didn't you know?)

And we will laugh about how the water from the upstairs shower poured down into the foyer.

Not today, of course, but one day.

Monday, December 1, 2008

news from the classroom

We have a full week of school at home! Co-op is over for the semester and the holidays and field trips are on temporary hiatus. Since it is cold outside, I would say this is perfect timing.

This week, we wrap up a rather protracted (math pun -- sorry) unit on fractions and mixed numbers, including multiplication and division. (Standards, schmandards.)

In science, we continue with roller coaster/NASCAR science by focusing on forms of energy, as well as the law of conservation of energy. (Again with the standards flying out the window...)

Language arts continues to be smooth sailing with Time4Learning. We have been using this on a trial basis in exchange for providing (honest) reviews and I couldn't be more pleased. Writing has been a constant struggle for Nolan and this system has worked well for him. ELA extensions (basically, writing lessons) are broken down in chunks that he can handle and because it is online, it has instant appeal for him. I did fear that it might be watered down, just because it has visual appeal for kids. This has not been that case at all.

Also on the language arts front, Nolan will be reading "Dear Dr. Bell...Your friend, Helen Keller" this week. It will be a nice tie-in to...

History... where we will be focusing on American inventors that shaped the Industrial Revolution.

Nolan is also working on a lapbook on the history of sports. We try to have an interest project going on at all times. Next up, we will focus on St. Nicholas and traditional Christmas carols.

Since Spanish is over until next semester, I am going to get us both started on some online Spanish. I am considering the BBC course, but we will play that by ear. For next year (assuming there is a next year -- homeschool-wise), we are definitely doing Spanish as a full-time course, using Destinos videos and books. We may start this year, just because I previewed the first lesson and I need to know what happens to Fernando.